DC Damsel

She’s the queen of the tea party rabble-rousers and does more for lipstick than a pitbull could ever hope to. And while my opinion on death panel Palin will forever remain a secret known only to my closest confidants and a handful of neighbors who hear me scream every time she Fargo farts her way [...]

After a salon appointment in Bethesda today, I stopped at Luna, one of my favorite local boutiques.
Without fail, I almost always succumb to some pretty little thing poking out of the store window.
Today it was a multi-strand turquoise necklace that screamed summer in the Hamptons. A mojito in one hand and the dick of a [...]

I started a new job this past week and one of the benefits of the new gig is being able to ride the Metro to work rather than fighting rush hour traffic for 35 minutes each way to bumblefuck NE DC.
My new job is in Dupont and thus only a five minute train ride away. [...]

Last night I attended the District Sample Sale at Lafayette Galleria with two of my girlfriends.
I had looked forward to the sale for weeks as some of DC’s cutest boutiques and shops come together with discounted designer wares, cocktails flow, and a great charity benefits from ticket sales….an evening of all my favorite things (minus [...]

I can do it in my pjs
I can do it when I’m sick
I can do it when boys are assholes
Or when my boss is being a dick
I can do it when it’s sunny
I can do it when it rains
I can do it when I feel great
or suffering menstrual pains
I can do it on a Friday
When my paycheck [...]